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4.0 1h 24m

Things

"Conceived by a lunatic, hatched within a human womb..."

An impotent husband with a fanatical desire to father children, forces his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. This results in the birth of a multitude of monstrous THINGS.

Top Cast

  • Amber Lynn

    Amber Lynn

    Reporter

  • Barry J. Gillis

    Barry J. Gillis

    Don Drake

  • Bruce Roach

    Bruce Roach

    Fred Horton

  • Doug Bunston

    Doug Bunston

    Doug Drake

  • Jan W. Pachul

    Jan W. Pachul

    Dr. Lucas

  • Patricia Sadler

    Patricia Sadler

    Susan Drake

Overview

An impotent husband with a fanatical desire to father children, forces his wife to undergo a dangerous experiment. This results in the birth of a multitude of monstrous THINGS.

Rating

4.0 / 10
31 Reviews
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1 Reviews

  • Tourma
    Tourma
    Mar 5, 2025

    ## What. Just...what? Lots of "in"s in this movie. Inexplicable, Inchereant, intolerable, the list goes on. Even Rifftrax can't make it tolerable. The blurb makes it sound like a cheap *Evil Dead* knockoff. The 2x4 Rami mounted their camera on has more acting talent than anyone in this movie. Amber's half-assing it, though she does have a whole ass to give for better productions. There is video proof of that at least.

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