You're in the Army Now
"A Regiment of Roars!"
Incompetent door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesmen become enlisted without their knowledge.
"A Regiment of Roars!"
Incompetent door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesmen become enlisted without their knowledge.
Jimmy Durante
Homer "Jeeper" Smith
Phil Silvers
Brewster "Breezy" Jones
Jane Wyman
Bliss Dobson
Regis Toomey
Captain Joe Radcliffe
Donald MacBride
Colonel Dobson
Joe Sawyer
Sergeant Madden
Clarence Kolb
General Winthrop
Paul Harvey
General Philpot
George Meeker
Captain Austin
Incompetent door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesmen become enlisted without their knowledge.
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
Left on the doorstep of an orphanage run by nuns, three newborn knuckleheads grow up to be finger-poking, nyuk-nyuking janitors named Larry, Curly and Moe. When they learn that financial problems will soon force the only home they've ever known to close, the trio sets out to raise $830,000 in one month. Out in the world for the very first time, the three innocent bumblers become embroiled in a murder plot and find stardom on a TV reality show.
The brutal former heavyweight boxing champion Cleon "Slammin'" Salmon (Duncan), now owner of a Miami restaurant, institutes a competition to see which waiter can earn the most money in one night: the winner stands to gain $10,000, while the loser will endure a beating at the hands of the champ.
A con artist arrives in a mining town controlled by two competing companies. Both companies think he's a famous gunfighter and try to hire him to drive the other out of town.
To help his divorced neighbor claim a substantial inheritance, a family man poses as her husband. The ruse spills over into his career in advertising, and his recent promotion relies on his wholesome and moral appearance.
Laurel and Hardy join the army. They are hardly soldiers, but they believe their employer, (Dick Nelson) will need them now he's drafted.
When a young couple buys their dream home, they have no idea what the sweet little old lady upstairs is going to put them through!
After learning he's getting neutered, a dog has 24 hours to squeeze in one last balls-to-the-wall adventure with the boys.
Convenience and video store clerks Dante and Randal are sharp-witted, potty-mouthed and bored out of their minds. So in between needling customers, the counter jockeys play hockey on the roof, visit a funeral home and deal with their love lives.
Firefighter Charlie Chaplin is tricked into letting a house burn by an owner who wants to collect on the insurance.