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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

"The Army Will Never Be The Same"

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

Top Cast

  • Jessica Simpson

    Jessica Simpson

    Private Megan Valentine

  • Vivica A. Fox

    Vivica A. Fox

    Sergeant Louisa Morely

  • Steve Guttenberg

    Steve Guttenberg

    Sidney Green

  • Aimee Garcia

    Aimee Garcia

    Private Vicky Castillo

  • Olesya Rulin

    Olesya Rulin

    Private Petrovich

  • Keiko Agena

    Keiko Agena

    Private Hailey Hamamori

  • Jill Marie Jones

    Jill Marie Jones

    Private Connie Johnson

  • Ryan Sypek

    Ryan Sypek

    Sergeant Mills Evans

  • Cheri Oteri

    Cheri Oteri

    Private Jeter

Overview

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

Rating

6.3 / 10
293 Reviews
1 Popular

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