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Night Patrol

"The long arm of the law has reached an all time low!"

Melvin White, a neurotic, accident-prone cop who gets demoted to the night shift, secretly moonlights as the Unknown Comic, an anonymous stand-up comedian who performs with a paper bag over his head. When someone using the same guise commits a string of bar robberies in town, some begin to suspect that White is the culprit.

Top Cast

  • Linda Blair

    Linda Blair

    Officer Sue Perman

  • Pat Paulsen

    Pat Paulsen

    Officer Kent Lane

  • Jaye P. Morgan

    Jaye P. Morgan

    Kate Parker

  • Murray Langston

    Murray Langston

    Officer Melvin White / The Unknown Comic

  • Billy Barty

    Billy Barty

    Captain Lewis

  • Pat Morita

    Pat Morita

    Rape Victim

  • Jack Riley

    Jack Riley

    Doctor Ziegler

  • Kitten Natividad

    Kitten Natividad

    Big Bust

  • Jeff Maxwell

    Jeff Maxwell

    Flashing Prisoner

Overview

Melvin White, a neurotic, accident-prone cop who gets demoted to the night shift, secretly moonlights as the Unknown Comic, an anonymous stand-up comedian who performs with a paper bag over his head. When someone using the same guise commits a string of bar robberies in town, some begin to suspect that White is the culprit.

Rating

4.3 / 10
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1 Reviews

  • RottenPop
    RottenPop
    May 2, 2026

    Here we have Night Patrol, the proto-Police Academy that is far more adult but also, like, actually funny. It’s witty, well-written, and the comedy treads into some interesting places, even though most of it goes way too far. To say that it pushes the envelope is an understatement. Director Jackie Kong is the creative mind behind oddities like The Being and Blood Diner, making her the perfect weirdo to bring this absurdist cop comedy to life. While the majority of the comedy is funny, those last few moments really harm the production. It’s a solid comedy that plays a little too hard and ends up becoming cruel and cheap. RottenPop can’t fully recommend this movie, but if you want to see some clips of the comedy, then go on YouTube and check it out. You might find it streaming on sites like Tubi and Plex. RottenPop gives this one and a half stars. Watch at your own risk. Full Review on Substack

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