Napoleon has decided to declare war to the world. When he approaches Moscow, the Russian military tries to outfox him: they send a beautiful woman to Napoleon who is supposed to seduce him, so he will think about making love, not war.
Pavel Derevyanko
Lieutenant Rzhevsky / Countess Rzhevskaya
Svetlana Khodchenkova
Natasha Rostova
Volodymyr Zelenskyy
Napoleon
Mikhail Galustyan
Marquis de Mazo Sad
Jean-Claude Van Damme
Himself
Mikhail Efremov
Leo Tolstoy
Marat Basharov
Pyotr Bagration
Anna Semenovich
Ostrozhskaya
Yuriy Galtsev
Mayor
Napoleon has decided to declare war to the world. When he approaches Moscow, the Russian military tries to outfox him: they send a beautiful woman to Napoleon who is supposed to seduce him, so he will think about making love, not war.
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