The Dukes of Hazzard S01 E03 Mary Kaye's Baby

"You're in Hazzard County where the lawmen are crooks, the good guys are outlaws and ever'body's in-laws!"

Bo and Luke are unaware that 1) the borrowed car they're driving is loaded with moonshine and 2) the pregnant hitchhiker they've picked up is carrying over $100,000 in stolen mob money.