The Biggest Problem in the Universe S01 E09 Taking the Red, White, and Blue Pill

You've got two pills in front of you. The blue pill traps you in a world of braindead patriotic mantras and lazy World War II metaphors. The red pill leaves you with a billion dollar hospital bill and a bunch of computer nerds praying to the great programmer in the sky. Vito Pill or Dick Pill? The choice is yours...