The Love Boat S01 E23 Musical Cabins

"You Say You Can't Score on Shore? On This Cruise... You Can't Lose!"

A young bachelor must marry within the week in order to claim a $3 million inheritance; a drab widow poses as a glamorous adventuress and captures the heart of the Captain; a confirmed male chauvinist angers his fiancee, who finds comfort in sick bay with Doc; a scandal sheet reporter sets out to compile material for a sins-at-sea story.