Two and a Half Men S02 E13 Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów (Get Off My Hair)

"Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups."

After an earthquake hits, Judith's house is damaged and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides to invite her to stay with him and Charlie, without getting Charlie's permission. Charlie isn't happy with this, but accepts it. Alan becomes jealous when Judith goes on a date, and asks Charlie to find him a date, so that he can show Judith that he dates as well.