Garth Marenghi's Darkplace S01 E06 The Creeping Moss from the Shores of Shuggoth

"FROM THE BEST-SELLING MASTER OF DARKNESS"

Dr. Sanchez falls in love with a patient infected with cosmic broccoli, but when it threatens to spread Dr. Rick Dagless M.D. is forced to intervene. But love is blind, and the only eye Sanchez has open is at the end of a trouser snake. Can Dagless save his buddy and the world? (Yes, he can.)