"Think watching shitty shark movies sucks? Try living one!"
Two estranged brothers are brought back together when a script they're writing comes to life and sends a poorly rendered digital shark to hunt them down in this meta take on the sharksploitation genre.
Matthew Ellsworth
Matthew
Jason Ellsworth
Jason
Matteo Molinari
Bernardo
Jenn Liu
Amy
Josh Sterling
Josh
Shaun Landry
Diane / Main Shark
Autumn Crockett
Anastasia "Bikini Girl"
Anna Cantarelli
Bloody Hand
Christopher Tisa
Billy "Boyfriend"
Two estranged brothers are brought back together when a script they're writing comes to life and sends a poorly rendered digital shark to hunt them down in this meta take on the sharksploitation genre.
So I had pre-ordered the DVD of this crazy horror comedy directed by MaJaMa and cute lol I just figured it out lmao It’s short for the first two letters of the three actors on the cover of the DVD. Matt Ellsworth, Jason Ellsworth and Matteo Molinari at least the team behind it... anyways two brothers create some ideas as kids and grow up to realize their shark film has become real as it begins to go on a killing spree. This really is a spoof on badly made shark films hehe I like how it’s told by a narrator that kind of sounds like he’s Jewish in fact I straight up thought that the narrator sounded exactly like actor Judd Hirsch But I know he’s not hehe and When the CGI shark Send some cartoony like sharks after the brothers and the narrator gets involved in the story things get a little loony. I actually really enjoyed this film from start to finish the brothers had a comic relief going on especially since the one brother wanted nothing to do with the other brother in fact the brother that was named Jason reminded me of Tommy Chong just a little bit with his Cock ponytail and hippy like stupidity... the lines were fresh, acting over the top and was absolutely brilliantly Dumb fun at its sickening best. Laughable to the bitten end. Favorite scene was I guess when the shark rose with the sheet and glasses Like the invisible man in front of the boyfriend in the very beginning right before he supposedly chomped him to bits... I enjoyed the film and recommend as one of those films you technically won’t forget nor forgive lmao let me know what y’all think if you’ve seen it I just wish I hadn’t of missed out on getting a copy of the Blu-ray it went too quickly. Believe you can find copies of the dvd over at srscinema ;)
ไดนามิกดูโอเผชิญหน้ากับวายร้ายสี่คนที่วางแผนจะยึดโลกไว้เพื่อเรียกค่าไถ่ด้วยความช่วยเหลือจากสิ่งประดิษฐ์ลับที่ทำให้ผู้คนขาดน้ำในทันที
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ชายผู้ตาบอดบางส่วนและเจ้าหน้าที่ตำรวจสาวที่ตั้งครรภ์ต้องทำงานร่วมกันเพื่อหลบหนีจากไวรัสร้ายแรงที่แพร่กระจายไปทั่วเกรย์เคาน์ตี้
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