""There was a very rude gentleman who wanted to fuck Therese!""
Two neurotics, working for a suicide hotline on the night of Christmas Eve, get caught up in a catastrophe when a pregnant woman, her abusive boyfriend, and a cross-dresser visit their office.
Gérard Jugnot
Félix
Thierry Lhermitte
Pierre Mortez
Anémone
Thérèse de Monsou dite « Mme S.O.S »
Christian Clavier
Jean-Jacques dit « Katia »
Marie-Anne Chazel
Josette dite « Zézette », compagne de Félix
Josiane Balasko
Marie-Ange Musquin, présidente de l'association
Bruno Moynot
Zadko Preskovitch dit « Presko », le voisin Yougoslave
Martin Lamotte
M. Leblé, voisin du dessous
Jacques François
Docteur Poinsot, le pharmacien de quartier
Two neurotics, working for a suicide hotline on the night of Christmas Eve, get caught up in a catastrophe when a pregnant woman, her abusive boyfriend, and a cross-dresser visit their office.
Unlucky in love, Alfred tries to commit suicide, only to be thwarted by police efforts to prevent a simultaneous attempt by a nearby young woman. Recovering, the young lady puts him up at her house, as he has run out of places to live. He joins a Parisian sporting team and seems to have transferred his bad luck to a corrupt television boss who is attempting to manipulate the game so that Alfred's Paris team loses.
A teenage girl who halfheartedly tries to be part of the "in crowd" meets a dashing rebel who teaches her a more sinister way to play social politics.
อเลฮานโดร (ฮูลิโอ ตอร์เรส) เป็นนักออกแบบของเล่นที่มีความมุ่งมั่นจากเอลซัลวาดอร์ ซึ่งกำลังดิ้นรนเพื่อทำให้ไอเดียแปลกๆ ของเขากลายเป็นจริงในนิวยอร์กซิตี้ เมื่อวีซ่าทำงานของเขาหมดลง งานช่วยเหลือคนนอกโลกศิลปะที่ไม่อยู่กับร่องกับรอย (ทิลดา สวินตัน) กลายเป็นความหวังเดียวของเขาที่จะอยู่ในประเทศนี้และตระหนักถึงความฝันของเขา
A psychiatrist with intense acrophobia (fear of heights) goes to work for a mental institution run by doctors who appear to be crazier than their patients, and have secrets that they are willing to commit murder to keep.
Three manic idiots—a lawyer, a cab driver and a handyman—team up to run a ballet company to fulfil the will of a millionaire. Stooge-like antics result as the trio try to outwit the rich widow and her scheming big-shot lawyer, who also wants to run the ballet.
In Venice, a millionaire hires an actor to help him prank three greedy exes into thinking he's dying and leaving his fortune to one of them.
Lauren, a lovely 29-year-old it-girl, tries to break into the world of fashion by skimming Parisian parties. Olivia, a 28-year-old psychologist, has two obsessions: to save the confectionery of her parents, and to find her ideal husband. At the age of 26, Salma, a fiery young history teacher, still lives with her mother in the suburbs. Their roads have no reason to cross - until the day when, on the death of their biological father that they never knew, they inherit together a splendid Parisian apartment. For these three sisters who have nothing in common, cohabitation will prove to be explosive, to say the least.
Francis Bigger, a notorious charlatan who tours the country lecturing on the subject of mind over matter, slips off the platform in the middle of his performance and ends up in hospital under the care of Dr Tinkle. The hospital is about to enter a period of total chaos.
Chronic serial womanizer Stephane Margelle drops his wife Sophie off at the airport so she can go away for Easter weekend. He immediately picks up beautiful young Julie, who has just had a fight with her married boyfriend. He gets her back to his apartment and is preparing for a sexy weekend, when his wife suddenly returns home. He makes up a bizarre, on-the-spot, spur-of-the-moment story that the gorgeous girl is actually his long-lost daughter. Julie plays along, but this leads to a whole series of increasingly ridiculous lies and comical situations (such as when her real mother shows up).
นักเขียนนวนิยายลึกลับชาวอังกฤษเชิญร่างทรงมาที่บ้านของเขาเพื่อให้เธอทำพิธีกรรมเรียกวิญญาณให้คนมารวมตัวกัน นักเขียนหวังว่าจะรวบรวมเนื้อหาได้เพียงพอสำหรับหนังสือที่เขากำลังทำอยู่ รวมถึงเปิดโปงร่างทรงในฐานะหมอผี อย่างไรก็ตาม เรื่องราวกลับพลิกผันอย่างไม่คาดคิด ส่งผลให้เกิดเหตุการณ์เหนือธรรมชาติมากมายที่สร้างความหายนะให้กับการแต่งงานในปัจจุบันของชายคนนี้