J'ai toujours rêvé d'être un gangster
Told in four vignettes, this existential comedy relates the exploits of four aspiring criminals who hope to improve their lot, but find that they might not have what it takes for a life of crime.
Told in four vignettes, this existential comedy relates the exploits of four aspiring criminals who hope to improve their lot, but find that they might not have what it takes for a life of crime.
Anna Mouglalis
Suzy - la serveuse
Édouard Baer
Gino - le braqueur
Jean Rochefort
Jean
Jean-Pierre Kalfon
Max
Laurent Terzieff
Émile
Venantino Venantini
Joe
Roger Dumas
Pierrot la Pince
Alain Bashung
Alain Bashung
Arno
Arno
Told in four vignettes, this existential comedy relates the exploits of four aspiring criminals who hope to improve their lot, but find that they might not have what it takes for a life of crime.
Jerry, a misfit Mafia henchman, is assigned the low-level job of keeping an eye on Gino, a shoe repairman fingered by the Mob to confess to a murder he didn't commit. But Gino's mistaken for a Mafia boss, and the two are suddenly catapulted to the highest levels of mobster status. Only friendship will see them through this dangerous adventure alive!
A raucous story of the interweaving lives and loves of small-town delinquents, shady cops, pretty good girls and very bad boys. With Irish guts and grit, lives collide, preconceptions shatter and romance is tested to the extreme. An ill-timed and poorly executed couple's break-up sets off a chain of events affecting everyone in town.
ในอพาร์ตเมนท์ซ่อมซ่อแห่งหนึ่งในแอลเอ แฟรงคลิน แฟรงคลิน (แมตต์ ลูคัส) มีศพของเจ้าของห้องเช่านอนอยู่บนพื้นห้องครัว อีกทั้งยังต้องอยู่ท่ามกลางเพื่อนร่วมตึกสารพัดความเพี้ยนทั้ง สิงห์ขี้ยา (จอห์นนี่ น็อกซ์วิลล์) กับแฟนหญิง (รีเบล วิลสัน) สาวผู้ใฝ่ฝันเป็นดาวจ้ำบ๊ะ (จูโน่ เทมเปิล) และศิลปิน (เจมส์ คาน) แล้วยังมีผู้ที่เข้ามาเสริมความวุ่นวายอย่าง พนักงานสืบสวนขี้เมา (บิลลี่ คริสตัล) ที่คอยซักถามเกี่ยวกับผู้ตาย แต่อะไรก็ไม่กวนใจแฟรงคลินได้เท่ากับความฝันเกี่ยวกับสวิสเซอร์แลนด์และการรอรับจดหมายทุกวันจากน้องชายที่อยู่โรงพยาบาลบ้า (เจมส์ มาร์สเด็น) จนเมื่อวันหนึ่งที่จดหมายไม่มาและแฟรงคลินเริ่มสติแตก โดยไม่รู้เลยว่าน้องชายประสาทเสียของเขามีความลับบางอย่างที่จะปลดปล่อยเขาให้เป็นอิสระ
An overlooked pencil-pusher catches her husband in bed with another woman, the shock of which causes him to die of a heart attack. So she buries his body and takes advantage of the growing celebrity status that comes from having a missing husband. But she quickly finds herself in over her head, dodging cops and criminals, all while trying to keep the truth from her sister, a local news anchor who’s desperate for a story.
Dressed as a clown, the clever rascal Grimm holds up the most secure bank of Montreal and takes 30 hostages. While confusing and ridiculing the police with his strange behavior, he calmly manages to rid the bank of a fortune. But then an unsatisfied companion arouses trouble...
Apocalyptic neo-western about two gangsters, a town full of crazy people and Jesus...
Alex is going through a midlife crisis and it has become a very difficult time for him. His marriage is struggling, he's worried about his son, and his job of killing people for his family has become the most stressful part of his life. He seeks the help of a therapist and meets a woman in the waiting room that he connects with.
Two master thieves go at odds with one another as one sets the other up for a crime. The first, a suave pro who does his job and then hides in his own privacy, listening to old jazz records and caring for his ailing dog, Wally. The other is a local gangster with a taste for the finer life, who decides to eliminate the competition. This ignites a war between the two men and their aides. An angry mob boss and a female police officer try to sort the mess before things get too out of hand.
Three little criminals get a tip for a great coup with lots of money in it. Unfortunately they lack the starting funds to buy the required welding torch. So they persuade their successful colleague Alphonse to join their team. But the well thought-out coup fails, and Alphonse is the only one of them who ends up in jail for several years. When he's released, he's out for revenge.
A psychotic man opens fire in a diner, murdering numerous people before killing himself. The survivors struggle in different ways following this horrendous event: a doctor doubts his own instincts and elects to use an experimental medical procedure on his wife, while a gambler believes he's on a lucky streak. A waitress begins engaging in promiscuous sex, and a young girl whose father is among the dead gains unexpected fame.