Gladiatress
"Does my gluteus maximus look big in this?"
Three unlikely heroines set out to thwart a Roman invasion and save Celtic Britain in their own unique and outrageous style.
"Does my gluteus maximus look big in this?"
Three unlikely heroines set out to thwart a Roman invasion and save Celtic Britain in their own unique and outrageous style.
Doon Mackichan
Dwyfuc
Fiona Allen
Smirgut the Fierce
Sally Phillips
Worthaboutapig
David Hayman
General Rhinus
Ronan Vibert
Caesar
Pam Ferris
Mrs Goatsplitter
Rory MacGregor
Dubonet Warrior
Philippe De Grossouvre
Jean Marcosivellauniviromandiboule
Marcia Warren
Queen Tuathfhlaifthfth
Three unlikely heroines set out to thwart a Roman invasion and save Celtic Britain in their own unique and outrageous style.
Ok, come on - it's not so very, very bad... Yes, the jokes are pretty puerile and the acting leaves quite a lot to be desired, but isn't this just running with the baton well established by the equally tarnished "Carry On" films - only, to be fair, without quite the same degree of sexist and banal innuendo? The plot is nonsense, but that doesn't really matter - it's meant to be a light-hearted role-reversal film where the stereotypes are reversed and it is the women who have the brains to defeat the encroaching Roman Legions invading Celtic Britain back in the day when togas and face painting were not just things on a Christian Lacroix catwalk. It clearly had a tiny budget, none of which was spent on a decent script, and you just know you are never going to get this 90 minutes of your life back again, but the character names are mildly amusing and the cast - especially Marcia Warren and Pam Ferris seem to be having a laugh too - with or at is anyone's guess. Rubbish, yes - but it's British rubbish...
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