I Want To Go To Prison
After Semyon helps a man commit a crime, he learns the gravity of his actions and decides to go to jail. But he chooses to get imprisoned in the Netherlands to get some comfort.
After Semyon helps a man commit a crime, he learns the gravity of his actions and decides to go to jail. But he chooses to get imprisoned in the Netherlands to get some comfort.
Vladimir Ilin
Семен Лямкин
Natalya Gundareva
Мария (жена Лямкина)
Alla Kliouka
Мари
Sergey Batalov
Вован (закадычный приятель Лямкина)
Boris Shcherbakov
Олег Иванович (бизнесмен, грабитель сейфов)
Anatoliy Gorin
уволенный мастер
Mikhail Petrovsky
Крис (приятель Лямкина в голландской тюрьме)
Anvar Libabov
уволенный мастер (сослуживец Лямкина)
Natalya Korenchenko
Люда Лямкина
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