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Hemet, or the Landlady Don't Drink Tea

"Some tenants miss rent. Some go missing."

A domineering landlady uses a bizarre crisis to tighten her grip on an apartment building’s tenants. As paranoia spreads, their behavior becomes increasingly erratic and grotesque, turning the building into a darkly comic pressure cooker of control, discomfort, and escalating absurdity.

Top Cast

  • Kimberly Weinberger

    Kimberly Weinberger

    Rosie Perkins

  • Brian Patrick Butler

    Brian Patrick Butler

    Liz Topham-Myrtle

  • Aimee La Joie

    Aimee La Joie

    Kate Myrtle

  • Randy Davison

    Randy Davison

    Sheriff Hunting

  • Merrick McCartha

    Merrick McCartha

    Martin

  • Matthew Rhodes

    Matthew Rhodes

    Gary

  • Nick Young

    Nick Young

    Tank

  • Pierce Wallace

    Pierce Wallace

    Howie Stumpp

  • Jake Golden

    Jake Golden

    Willy Christensen

Overview

A domineering landlady uses a bizarre crisis to tighten her grip on an apartment building’s tenants. As paranoia spreads, their behavior becomes increasingly erratic and grotesque, turning the building into a darkly comic pressure cooker of control, discomfort, and escalating absurdity.

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5.4 / 10
5 Reviews
1 Popular

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