Count von Löwenstein shows Marquis Al Fresco his will, where he bequeaths 1 billion to his daughter Donna Elvira, if she marries the Marquis. The evil Marquis visits Saïd Ali Mohammed, Doctor of Toxicology, where he buys a bottle of poison. When the Count and the Marquis walk through a wood, two robbers kill them. The robbers find the bottle, drink the poison and die.
Count von Löwenstein shows Marquis Al Fresco his will, where he bequeaths 1 billion to his daughter Donna Elvira, if she marries the Marquis. The evil Marquis visits Saïd Ali Mohammed, Doctor of Toxicology, where he buys a bottle of poison. When the Count and the Marquis walk through a wood, two robbers kill them. The robbers find the bottle, drink the poison and die.
In this winsome comedy, an entitled Economics professor pursues a tactic to buy an ailing widow’s mansion for nothing, but he quickly realizes that his seemingly foolproof strategy won’t be as easy as he thought.
What should have been a romantic getaway turns into one hilarious debacle after another when Michael's woman dumps him in the desert where he gets carjacked by a teenager and he is taken hostage in a stickup at the local Sip and Zip.
While doing the inventory for a lingerie outlet in a high rise office building, five attractive women are terrorized by a series of bizarre killings. They suspect that the strange janitor, who witnessed another series of killings years back, is at the bottom of the whole thing. Little do they know the real horror that they face in the end.
A hypochondriac vacations in the tropics for the fresh air - and finds himself in the middle of a revolution instead.
On an ordinary night, in an ordinary part of town, a beautiful young woman walks into a bar. Her name is Jewel, and before long she is chatting to bartender Randy. The pair leave together, but he ends up getting into a tussle with her criminal boyfriend, who she then shoots dead, later persuading Randy to take the rap for her. But this isn't the end of it, as both Randy's cousin Carl and the detective assigned to the murder case also fall for Jewel's charms and find themselves caught up in the ensuing events. It seems that any man who meets Jewel falls instantly in love with her, and she's going to use this fully to her own advantage, leaving a trail of havoc in her wake. It also seems that she is going to get away with it - that is, until Randy decides to hire a hitman...
Research chemist Barnaby Fulton works on a fountain of youth pill for a chemical company. One of the labs chimps gets loose in the laboratory and mixes chemicals, but then pours the mix into the water cooler. When trying one of his own samples, washed down with water from the cooler, Fulton begins to act just like a twenty-year-old and believes his potion is working. Soon his wife and boss are also behaving like children.
Robert De Niro and Leonardo DiCaprio must compete for the lead role in Martin Scorsese's next film.
Mike Fallon, the Accident Man, is a stone cold killer. When a loved one is murdered by his own crew, Fallon is forced to avenge the one person who actually meant something to him.
Two high school misfits join forces in an attempt to overtake the local school board. Guided by their families, they enter the perilous word of politics and, in the process, learn a thing or two about love.
To inherit his mother-in-law's colossal fortune, a hard living gambling addict must change his unhealthy ways before it gets the best of him.