"An epic of epic proportions at the mercy of budget constraints"
If Ridley Scott and Terry Gilliam had a bastard child it would be this film. Pulled from the protection and security of the womb, it has been molded and shaped into a masterpiece to the point the masses lament and wail when it's name is spoken. Ladies and gentlemen Hark now and hear these words: The Lawnmowerman Production Company presents to you... "BALIN & BALAN"
Michael Flannery
Unnamed knight who didn't make the final cut
Sean Higgins
Tourist
If Ridley Scott and Terry Gilliam had a bastard child it would be this film. Pulled from the protection and security of the womb, it has been molded and shaped into a masterpiece to the point the masses lament and wail when it's name is spoken. Ladies and gentlemen Hark now and hear these words: The Lawnmowerman Production Company presents to you... "BALIN & BALAN"
The film contains five stories set on desolate stretches of a desert highway. Two men on the run from their past, a band on its way to a gig, a man struggling to get home, a brother in search of his long-lost sister and a family on vacation are forced to confront their worst fears and darkest secrets in these interwoven tales.
Ricky Gervais tackles life, death and the state of the world in a brutally honest special that spares no topic, even his own mortality.
The crew have now set off to finish what as left over from Jackass 2.0, and in this version they have Wee Man use a 'pee' gun on themselves, having a mini motor bike fracas in the grocery mall, a sperm test, a portly crew member disguised as King Kong, as well as include three episodes of their hilarious adventures in India.
Charles Dexter Ward, a wealthy scientist, uses an ancient diary and human remains to begin a terrifying and bloody pursuit for immortality.
A white dropout struggles to become a cartoonist and filmmaker, drawing inspiration from the harsh, gritty world around him. Still sharing his rundown apartment with his middle-aged parents, an oafish slob of an Italian father and a ditzy nutcase of a Jewish mother, he's ridiculed and looked down upon by his friends, hypocrites who run with violent gangs and the Italian Mafia, and a shallow Black girl who makes her living downtown with the pimps and pushers. The cartoonist gets a chance to pitch a film idea to a movie mogul, but the story proves too outrageous: a far-future Earth, depleted by war and pollution, where a mutant antihero challenges and kills God.
A dysfunctional couple head to a remote cabin to "reconnect", but each has secret intentions to kill the other.
Ten of Muhammad Ali's former rivals pay tribute to the three-time world heavyweight champion.
Rise of the Footsoldier follows the inexorable rise of Carlton Leach from one of the most feared generals of the football terraces to becoming a member of a notorious gang of criminals who rampaged their way through London and Essex in the late eighties and early nineties.
A woman wakes up injured in a basement surrounded by corpses. To survive, she pretends to be dead while a grotesque ritual unfolds in the house above.
Vice detective Bob Hightower finds his ex-wife murdered and daughter kidnapped by a cult. Frustrated by the botched official investigations, he quits the force and infiltrates the cult to hunt down the leader with the help of the cult’s only female victim escapee, Case Hardin.