"Would you save a gyro... or your relationship?"
Bert and his girlfriend aren't doing too good... it's looking like splitsville for them... unless Bert steps up. But when a mysterious, beautiful, delicious Gyro comes into his life, Bert must choose between his beloved girlfriend and his beloved Gyro... and protect the Gyro against all those that would take it from him...
Jacob Puttick
Bert
Mr Nitwit
The Gyro
Lucy Keen
Ana
Anthony Huntley
Mr Miami
Wyatt Quinnell
Mysterious Man
Shannen Holohan
Arts Student
Alishia Roberts
Emo Kid
Sam Churchward
Jogger
Charlie Brayn
Charity Worker
Bert and his girlfriend aren't doing too good... it's looking like splitsville for them... unless Bert steps up. But when a mysterious, beautiful, delicious Gyro comes into his life, Bert must choose between his beloved girlfriend and his beloved Gyro... and protect the Gyro against all those that would take it from him...
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