"Love makes you do crazy things"
A wealthy young man is conned into staging a fake kidnapping in order to be a hero and win the affection of a girl he's madly in love with. But when one of the hired kidnappers is accidentally killed during the charade, he's forced to actually save her life while not revealing that it's been a ruse all along.
Justin Dobies
Clarence
Elizabeth Whitson
Alexandra
Noah Segan
Patrick
Daniel Quinn
Officer Talley
Scout Taylor-Compton
Jade
Adi Shankar
K.J.
James Landry Hébert
Kim / Carl
Jerry Purpdrank
Embry
Graham Denman
Trent
A wealthy young man is conned into staging a fake kidnapping in order to be a hero and win the affection of a girl he's madly in love with. But when one of the hired kidnappers is accidentally killed during the charade, he's forced to actually save her life while not revealing that it's been a ruse all along.
I rarely concern myself with the sexuality of characters in film, I think nine times out of ten a romance hinders more than it helps, but with _Get the Girl_ I'd like to float you the idea of how drastically the script would be changed if the lead was gay. Keep everything else the same, but change is sexuality and you have (in my opinion) a much more enjoyable film. Obviously, that is not the case, so instead my takeaway from _Get the Girl_ is two simple facts, the first was some new information, and the second was just confirming something I already knew: 1) There is a person on this Earth by the name of Jerry Purpdrank, and 2) Adi Shankar is a weird fuckin' dude. _Final rating:★★ - Had some things that appeal to me, but a poor finished product._
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