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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

"Santa brings Christmas fun to Mars!"

Martians fear their children have become lazy and joyless due to their newfound obsession with Earth TV shows. After ancient Martian leader Chochem suggests that the children of Mars need more fun—including their own Santa Claus—supreme leader Lord Kimar assembles an expedition to Earth. Once there, they kidnap two children who lead them to the North Pole, then capture the real Santa Claus, taking all three back to Mars in an attempt to bring the Martian children happiness.

Top Cast

  • John Call

    John Call

    Santa Claus

  • Leonard Hicks

    Leonard Hicks

    Kimar

  • Vincent Beck

    Vincent Beck

    Voldar

  • Bill McCutcheon

    Bill McCutcheon

    Dropo

  • Victor Stiles

    Victor Stiles

    Billy Foster

  • Donna Conforti

    Donna Conforti

    Betty Foster

  • Chris Month

    Chris Month

    Bomar

  • Pia Zadora

    Pia Zadora

    Girmar

  • Lelia Martin

    Lelia Martin

    Momar

Overview

Martians fear their children have become lazy and joyless due to their newfound obsession with Earth TV shows. After ancient Martian leader Chochem suggests that the children of Mars need more fun—including their own Santa Claus—supreme leader Lord Kimar assembles an expedition to Earth. Once there, they kidnap two children who lead them to the North Pole, then capture the real Santa Claus, taking all three back to Mars in an attempt to bring the Martian children happiness.

Rating

3.1 / 10
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1 Reviews

  • talisencrw
    talisencrw
    4 Apr 6, 2016

    I still very much appreciate its spirit, both in terms of no-budget filmmaking and sense of fun. I wish that the films of today could have even a fraction of its good-natured mischievous approach. Certainly film studios could learn a thing or two, in this ridiculous era of quarter-of-a-billion-dollar blockbusters. I for one don't need the equivalent of 'having my eyes masturbated', as one cinema critic so lovingly stated. I would prefer watching this in a second over any of the ham-fisted, cash-soaked holiday atrocities made in the past three decades (I believe 'A Christmas Story', and perhaps 'Elf' and 'National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation' to be the last decently-made Yuletide films). But don't take MY word for it...see it for yourself (without the stupid and condescending MST3K commentary) and make your OWN conclusion.

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