"She's the MONSTER... and this movie is her VICTIM!"
In this fake documentary that skewers the world of no-budget camcorder cinema, amateur filmmaker Ed Benjamin and his kid sister Meredith put their savings into producing a direct-to-video sexy vampire flick. They foolishly hire ex-soap star Veronica Weaver as the lead, whose eccentricities and diva behavior threaten to wreck the entire production.
Mitsu Bitchi
Veronica Weaver
Cara Lott
Kathy Benjamin
Monica Puller
Meredith Benjamin
Andrew N. Shearer
Edward D. Benjamin
Mia Mayo
Vampire Girl
Hannah Neurotica
Vampire Girl
In this fake documentary that skewers the world of no-budget camcorder cinema, amateur filmmaker Ed Benjamin and his kid sister Meredith put their savings into producing a direct-to-video sexy vampire flick. They foolishly hire ex-soap star Veronica Weaver as the lead, whose eccentricities and diva behavior threaten to wreck the entire production.
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