Barnestoneworth United is the worst football team of 1935, who lose every match. Gordon Ottershaw is, however, their loyal fan, determined to prevent them from being disbanded after their final game. To this end he recruits the players from the renowned winning team of 1922 who turn up to defeat rivals Denley Moor.
Michael Palin
Gordon Ottershaw
Gwen Taylor
Mrs. Ottershaw
Teddy Turner
Chairman
David Leland
Football Manager
Ken Kitson
Cyril
John Cleese
Passerby
Charles McKeown
Goalkeeper
Barnestoneworth United is the worst football team of 1935, who lose every match. Gordon Ottershaw is, however, their loyal fan, determined to prevent them from being disbanded after their final game. To this end he recruits the players from the renowned winning team of 1922 who turn up to defeat rivals Denley Moor.
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