"Maturity can only begin once you stop treading on playground sand..."
In the year 2134, a world where all childhood activities are outlawed for anyone over the age of 6, Officer Cyprus McGillicuddy attempts to expose an illegal underground group of gameplayers and fun-havers. Meanwhile, a dejected young man named Derby Turpentine sits off to the side, who could very well set off a chain reaction to change the world entire...
Jack Zatkowsky
Derby Turpentine
Julian Mudge-Burns
Officer Syprus McGillicuddy
Quincy Gray
Skip Gangrene
Richie Iden
Newman Dinkleshnitz
Thomas Getsey
Klaus the Object
Austin Snetsky
Lifeguard
In the year 2134, a world where all childhood activities are outlawed for anyone over the age of 6, Officer Cyprus McGillicuddy attempts to expose an illegal underground group of gameplayers and fun-havers. Meanwhile, a dejected young man named Derby Turpentine sits off to the side, who could very well set off a chain reaction to change the world entire...
Follows Pete, a professional hitman, as he faces a group of assassins after the boss of a crime syndicate suspects disloyalty due to his attendance at Workaholics Anonymous meetings.
Times are hard for habitual guest of Her Majesty Norman Stanley Fletcher. The new prison officer, Beale, makes MacKay look soft and what's more, an escape plan is hatching from the cell of prison godfather Grouty and Fletcher wants no part of it.
Broke and depressed, Ray is mistaken for a dangerous hitman and given an envelope of cash. Along with his P.I. friend Skip, he must escape the actual hitman to make it out of LaRoy alive.
Charles Dreyfus, who has finally cracked over inspector Clouseau's antics, escapes from a mental institution and launches an elaborate plan to get rid of Clouseau once and for all.
A group of bad cops look to dispose of a body that one of them accidentally shot.
A drug sniffing agent canine is a target for an assassin boss so the FBI calls Witness Protection to send him somewhere else. Meanwhile a single Mom puts her 6 year old boy James in the care of her irresponsible, mailman, neighbor, Gordon, when the babysitter bails on her. Meanwhile, an assassin mob boss hires 2 goons to kill Agent 11. But when 11 escapes from the van when they tried to kill him, he hides in Gordon's Mailtruck that James is in too. And guess what they name him. Spot.
High society sleuths Nick and Nora Charles run into a variety of shady characters while investigating a race-track murder.
Three criminals plan to break out of prison the day before their release in order to carry out a daring jewel robbery, intending to establish the perfect alibi by returning to jail afterwards. First however they must get out, a task made more difficult by a new, stricter prison officer.
An ex-fireman with PTSD goes on the run when accused of a crime he doesn't even remember committing, leading him down a rabbit hole of conspiracy to the highest degree.
FBI agent Barney Coopersmith is assigned to protect former Mafia figure turned informant Vincent Antonelli. In the witness protection program one is supposed to keep a low profile, but that is something that Antonelli has trouble doing. Coopersmith certainly has his hands full keeping Antonelli away from the Mafia hitmen who want to stop him testifying, not to mention the nightclubs...