"Even Indiana Jones can't get out of this one!"
Four friends set out by boat for an idyllic vacation on a private, remote island. But unknown to them, a weaponized shark has escaped from a top secret military lab nearby, a shark that was genetically engineered with hate in its blood, and programmed to hunt any human within range. Now, these friends must band together to battle an all new brand of predator who will stop at nothing to remain at the top of the food chain.
Candice Lidstone
Prof. Carly Reynolds
Jessica Huether
May
Catherine Mary Clark
Janet
Lawrence Evenchick
Sheriff
Pavel Lubanski
Steven
Kendra Summerfield
Kimberly
Scott McClelland
Captain Stuben
Richard Groen
Dr. Howell
John Migliore
Deputy
Four friends set out by boat for an idyllic vacation on a private, remote island. But unknown to them, a weaponized shark has escaped from a top secret military lab nearby, a shark that was genetically engineered with hate in its blood, and programmed to hunt any human within range. Now, these friends must band together to battle an all new brand of predator who will stop at nothing to remain at the top of the food chain.
Sometimes I'll give out bonus points for stupid things that shouldn't count, like, say a great pun in the title. This is one of those times; _Raiders of the Lost Shark_ is an absolutely fuckin' killer name. So when I tell you that I take that into account, and still give this movie the lowest score possible, you know how bad the actual content of this thing is. _Final rating:½ - So bad it’s offensive. I may never fully recover._
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