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In this Canadian Candide update, orphan Gordie (Jamie Shannon) lives with his hippie aunts at a quiet Porridge Glenn farm. When his beagle Speedoh is lost, a call from a psychic suggests a search in Toronto, where hayseed meets hooker wannabe Heidi (Sarain Boylan). She introduces him to two past-porn performers (Shelly Mars, Scott Thompson), the former stars of "Who's Afraid of Vagina Woolf?" Hick Gordie seems destined for street hustling and boogie nights after encountering a gay band that raises AIDS-research money by selling Gordie off to a sleazeball pimp (Alex Karzis). At this juncture, however, Heidi hatches a plan to reunite Gordie and Speedoh.

Top Cast

  • Jamie Shannon

    Jamie Shannon

    Gordie

  • Deborah Theaker

    Deborah Theaker

    Judy

  • Stuart Bailey

    Stuart Bailey

    Andy Warhol

  • Christine Bellini

    Christine Bellini

    Marge

  • Paul Bellini

    Paul Bellini

    Gordie's Dad

  • Sarain Boylan

    Sarain Boylan

    Heidi

  • Bruce Deller

    Bruce Deller

    Mr. Black Laquer

  • Marc Hickox

    Marc Hickox

    Emile

  • Elva Mai Hoover

    Elva Mai Hoover

    Auntie Charity

Overview

In this Canadian Candide update, orphan Gordie (Jamie Shannon) lives with his hippie aunts at a quiet Porridge Glenn farm. When his beagle Speedoh is lost, a call from a psychic suggests a search in Toronto, where hayseed meets hooker wannabe Heidi (Sarain Boylan). She introduces him to two past-porn performers (Shelly Mars, Scott Thompson), the former stars of "Who's Afraid of Vagina Woolf?" Hick Gordie seems destined for street hustling and boogie nights after encountering a gay band that raises AIDS-research money by selling Gordie off to a sleazeball pimp (Alex Karzis). At this juncture, however, Heidi hatches a plan to reunite Gordie and Speedoh.

Rating

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