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Blondes Have More Guns

A scarf, a chainsaw, and a mysterious blonde are the only clues to a growing number of stiffs (and not all of them are dead bodies!) Who can the police turn to? Harry Bates, of course, the smartest officer on the force. TOO BAD HARRY CAN’T OUTWIT A HOUSEPLANT! Lucky for him he has his trusted partner Dick Smoker and his faithful dog (who seems to be a guy in a dog suit) to help him solve the case. The only suspects are a pair of beautiful sisters, Montana and Dakota. When the trigger happy Harry gets romantically involved with the twin half step-sisters will he lose more than his cool? Inspired lunacy ensues as BLONDES HAVE MORE GUNS parodies the likes of PULP FICTION and INDECENT PROPOSAL with razor… er… chainsaw sharp wit!

Top Cast

  • Michael McGaharn

    Michael McGaharn

    Harry Bates

  • Elizabeth Keifer

    Elizabeth Keifer

    Montana Beaver-Shotz

  • Richard Neil

    Richard Neil

    Dick Smoker

  • Gloria Lusiak

    Gloria Lusiak

    Dakota Beaver

  • André Brazeau

    André Brazeau

    Captain Hook

  • David Myers

    David Myers

    Lyle Shotz

  • Ken Belsky

    Ken Belsky

    The Doctor

  • Benny Buettner

    Benny Buettner

    Dr. Hasselblad /Henry (as Bennie Buttner)

  • Ramona Lisa

    Ramona Lisa

    Patricia Martin

Overview

A scarf, a chainsaw, and a mysterious blonde are the only clues to a growing number of stiffs (and not all of them are dead bodies!) Who can the police turn to? Harry Bates, of course, the smartest officer on the force. TOO BAD HARRY CAN’T OUTWIT A HOUSEPLANT! Lucky for him he has his trusted partner Dick Smoker and his faithful dog (who seems to be a guy in a dog suit) to help him solve the case. The only suspects are a pair of beautiful sisters, Montana and Dakota. When the trigger happy Harry gets romantically involved with the twin half step-sisters will he lose more than his cool? Inspired lunacy ensues as BLONDES HAVE MORE GUNS parodies the likes of PULP FICTION and INDECENT PROPOSAL with razor… er… chainsaw sharp wit!

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