"She will kick ass with her big ass"
An action comedy centered on Blubberella, an overweight half-vampire woman whose footsteps cause explosions and whose dual swords are used against anyone who makes fun of her. She must face an army of undead Nazi soldiers in her valiant struggle against bloodshed and tyranny.
Lindsay Hollister
Blubberella
Willam Belli
Vadge
Uwe Boll
Adolf Hitler
Brendan Fletcher
Nathaniel Gregor
Michael Paré
The Commandant
Annett Culp
Magda Markovic
Clint Howard
Doctor Mangler
Steffen Mennekes
Lt. Caspar Jaeger
Arved Birnbaum
Director
An action comedy centered on Blubberella, an overweight half-vampire woman whose footsteps cause explosions and whose dual swords are used against anyone who makes fun of her. She must face an army of undead Nazi soldiers in her valiant struggle against bloodshed and tyranny.
I can only assume that this offensive travesty was made as part of some ill-conceived ritual for initiating the Ragnarok, the end of all good things. Why else would anyone be involved in this? I want to be clear with you, my fellow film fans, this is not a review. It is a WARNING. For you. Watching this filth WILL haunt your sleep with NIGHTMARES. I cannot express how terible this garbage is. You might think to yourself, as I did, I am prepared, I can take it because I have seen that it is a Uwe Boll curse which has allowed me to steel myself against the horrors of it all. No, no you haven't prepared yourself. Nothing could prepare you for this. PLEASE do yourself a favor and heed my warning. This is NOT one of those movies that is laughably bad that will give you chuckled. It will make you angry. And vengeful. And offended. This is a warning coming from an Australian sailor i.e. one of the most relaxed people you could ever imagine. Be safe, friend. Stay away. As far away as you can get.
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