How to Slay a Vampire
Two brothers attempt to kill a vampire they find rolled up inside a rug.
Two brothers attempt to kill a vampire they find rolled up inside a rug.
John Polonia
Mark Polonia
Count Francis
Himself
Todd Michael Smith
(as Todd Rimatti)
Marion Costly
Maria Davis
Lynn Smith
Jennifer Burnier
Gary LeBlanc
Two brothers attempt to kill a vampire they find rolled up inside a rug.
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