Celtic Pride
"If you can't beat 'em... steal him!"
Two over-loyal Celtic fans kidnap their opponent's star player in order to guarantee their team the championship.
"If you can't beat 'em... steal him!"
Two over-loyal Celtic fans kidnap their opponent's star player in order to guarantee their team the championship.
Damon Wayans
Lewis Scott
Daniel Stern
Mike O'Hara
Dan Aykroyd
Jimmy Flaherty
Gail O'Grady
Carol O'Hara
Christopher McDonald
Coach Kimball
Paul Guilfoyle
Kevin O'Grady
Adam Hendershott
Tommy O'Hara
Scott Lawrence
Ted Hennison
Deion Sanders
Self
Two over-loyal Celtic fans kidnap their opponent's star player in order to guarantee their team the championship.
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After bowler Roy Munson swindles the wrong crowd and is left with a hook for a hand, he settles into impoverished obscurity. That is, until he uncovers the next big thing: an Amish kid named Ishmael. So, the corrupt and the hopelessly naive hit the circuit intent on settling an old score with Big Ern.
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Five hapless inner-city low-lifes attempt to burgle a pawnbroker's safe, but end up being plagued by bad luck.