Francois Marboni is a butcher who is being blackmailed for having an affair with the prostitute Rachel in this black comedy. He decides to hire a hit man when the blackmailer demands that he start cutting his profit margin to the bone. Francois soon becomes a target of the hitman he hired.
Victor Lanoux
François Marboni
Pauline Lafont
Rachel
Marie Laforêt
Marthe Marboni
Jacques Penot
Alexandre Ragueneau
Michel Aumont
Inspector Marchandon
Martin Lamotte
Denis
Jean-François Stévenin
Djebel Zanera
Aurelle Doazan
Estelle Marboni
Jean-Paul Lilienfeld
Thibaud
Francois Marboni is a butcher who is being blackmailed for having an affair with the prostitute Rachel in this black comedy. He decides to hire a hit man when the blackmailer demands that he start cutting his profit margin to the bone. Francois soon becomes a target of the hitman he hired.
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