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Nothing Ever Happens

In this parody of Grand Hotel, despite a dying man's efforts to enjoy his final days, a jewel thief trying to comfort a great dancer, and a big business deal in progress, there are still those who say that "nothing ever happens here."

Top Cast

  • Jack Lionel Bohn

    Jack Lionel Bohn

    The Baron

  • Charles Judels

    Charles Judels

    Waistline

  • Jane Gale

    Jane Gale

    Scramchen

  • Geraldine Dvorak

    Geraldine Dvorak

    Madam

  • Curtis Karpe

    Curtis Karpe

    Prizering

  • Clarence Rock

    Clarence Rock

    The Room Clerk

  • Maurice Cass

    Maurice Cass

    Madam's Impresario (uncredited)

  • George Givot

    George Givot

    Chef (uncredited)

Overview

In this parody of Grand Hotel, despite a dying man's efforts to enjoy his final days, a jewel thief trying to comfort a great dancer, and a big business deal in progress, there are still those who say that "nothing ever happens here."

Rating

5.3 / 10
8 Reviews
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