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The Minion

"When the Millenium ends... Armageddon begins!"

New York, Christmas Eve, 1999 - at the dawn of the new millennium - a subway construction crew unearths an eight hundred year old Celtic skeleton and a mysterious key. Archeologist Karen Goodleaf is called in to determine the meaning of the discovery. News of the discovery reaches a Middle East monastery where the warrior monks knowns as the Knights Templar - an ancient sect entrusted with protecting holy relics - choose their best pupil, Lukas to face the diabolical threat. As Lukas races to New York, an evil Minion seizes Karen and uses her body like a parasite and host!

Top Cast

  • Dolph Lundgren

    Dolph Lundgren

    Lukas Sadorov

  • Françoise Robertson

    Françoise Robertson

    Karen Goodleaf

  • Roc LaFortune

    Roc LaFortune

    David Schulman

  • David Nerman

    David Nerman

    Lieutenant Roseberry

  • Allen Altman

    Allen Altman

    Dante

  • Jean-Marc Bisson

    Jean-Marc Bisson

    Bernard

  • Don Francks

    Don Francks

    Chief Michael Bear

  • Michael Greyeyes

    Michael Greyeyes

    Gray Eagle

  • Andy Bradshaw

    Andy Bradshaw

    Photographer

Overview

New York, Christmas Eve, 1999 - at the dawn of the new millennium - a subway construction crew unearths an eight hundred year old Celtic skeleton and a mysterious key. Archeologist Karen Goodleaf is called in to determine the meaning of the discovery. News of the discovery reaches a Middle East monastery where the warrior monks knowns as the Knights Templar - an ancient sect entrusted with protecting holy relics - choose their best pupil, Lukas to face the diabolical threat. As Lukas races to New York, an evil Minion seizes Karen and uses her body like a parasite and host!

Rating

4.6 / 10
45 Reviews
1 Popular

1 Reviews

  • jw
    jw
    4 Mar 26, 2025

    Imagine a couple of children having a film crew for making their games into a movie. That's the level of script you can expect, and everything else is... well, people got paid for it. It's one of these movies where the first minute tells you all you can expect. (No-one in their right mind would carry a load with dangling stuff for hours. You'd fasten the things somehow, since dangling wastes your strength.) Watch the first minute, and if you still feel like it... hope your preferred kind of drug lasts until this is over!

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