"Merry Christmas, mother fucker!"
Charles Dickens' classic heart warming tale...not really. The Jewish mafia has decided to steal Scrooge's whoring business and ruin the holidays; all the while Scrooge is visited by the three ghosts of Christmas, who attempt to show him the errors of his greedy ways.
George Raynor
Scrooge
Tina Krause
Sally
Seregon O'Dassey
Ghost of Christmas Past
Peter Morse
Abby
Alexander Hauck
Tiny Tim
William Bloomfield
Ari
Allan Alexander
Jacob Marley
Lilith Astaroth
Mistress Ivy
Jim Baker
Mike the Russian
Charles Dickens' classic heart warming tale...not really. The Jewish mafia has decided to steal Scrooge's whoring business and ruin the holidays; all the while Scrooge is visited by the three ghosts of Christmas, who attempt to show him the errors of his greedy ways.
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