"Your franchise is about to be taken."
Spoof of the "Taken" franchise. An ex-CIA agent who is now a mall security guard discovers that things are being taken from him. He must team up with his mom, also an ex-CIA agent, to defeat his rival and save his family.
Lee Tergesen
Bryan Millers
Reno Wilson
Money Maker
Lauren Stamile
Lenore Millers
Joyce Bulifant
Edna Millers
Laura-Leigh
Kim Millers
Cameron Van Hoy
Jamie Dempsy
Margaret Cho
Brown Finger
Akon
Himself
Michael Blackson
Fake Akon
Spoof of the "Taken" franchise. An ex-CIA agent who is now a mall security guard discovers that things are being taken from him. He must team up with his mom, also an ex-CIA agent, to defeat his rival and save his family.
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