"Holy s**t on a bun!"
Many years ago, a legendary sword was forged. A battle took place over the right to wield it, but it was ultimately lost. Years later, the ancestor of the sword's original wielder uncovers the sword and sets off a chain of events involving the fabled Dark World.
Ian Drake
Scooter/Scooter's Ancestor/Ivan/The Max Hunter/Spoon Guy/Trampoline Salesman
Abby Langdon
Dark World Leader/Themselves/Librarian/Banana
Keenan Hynes
Rumpelstiltskin/Bull/Cornholio/Trampoline Guy/Pot-Head
Tristan Felix
Ox/Dead Body/VR Trooper
Old Man
Himself/Blaine/Mr. Happy Brick
Gregory Penney
Cane/Guy From Michigan
Adam Drake
Seal Hunt Protestor
Many years ago, a legendary sword was forged. A battle took place over the right to wield it, but it was ultimately lost. Years later, the ancestor of the sword's original wielder uncovers the sword and sets off a chain of events involving the fabled Dark World.
Three middle aged men polish their martial arts skills to avenge their fallen master.
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Good-natured teen surfer Mitchell Goosen finds himself staying with his aunt and uncle in Cincinnati, Ohio when his parents head to Australia for work. There he meets his cousin, Wiley, and together they try to navigate the perils of high school—avoid the bullies, get the girl, and win a little respect.
When an evil emperor executes their leader, his band of knights – bound by duty and honour – embarks on a journey of vengeance that will not come to an end until they've destroyed their mortal foe.
A young woman's marriage to a charming prince turns into a fierce fight for survival when she's offered up as a sacrifice to a fire-breathing dragon.
Set between the events of Halo 4 and Halo 5: Guardians… Halo: Nightfall tells the dramatic story of legendary man hunter and Naval Intelligence Officer Jameson Locke and his team as they are caught in a horrific biological attack while investigating terrorist activity on the distant colony world of Sedra. As they unravel a plot that draws them to an ancient, hellish artifact, they will be forced to fight for their survival, question everything and ultimately choose between their loyalty and their lives.
A pirate and a hot-tempered noblewoman join forces to protect Jamaica from a tyrant.
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A movie within a movie, created to spoof the martial arts genre. Writer/director Steve Oedekerk uses contemporary characters and splices them into a 1970s kung-fu film, weaving the new and old together. As the main character, The Chosen One, Oedekerk sets off to avenge the deaths of his parents at the hands of kung-fu legend Master Pain. Along the way he encounters some strange characters.