"Crime is going to be real bad in this neighborhood...because of your ice cream prices!"
Since the popularization of the waffle cone by Syrian immigrant food vendor Ernest Hamwi, ice cream has long been associated with criminal activity. The leading data-driven crime cyborgs at Precinct 88 are on a mission to put an end to this decades-long trend.
Audrey Schalhoub
Sara Lido / Tony Habib / Lt. Doodle
Aaron Stanley
Cameraman
Jennifer Lee
Gary
Henry Chiao
Bag Duck (voice)
Since the popularization of the waffle cone by Syrian immigrant food vendor Ernest Hamwi, ice cream has long been associated with criminal activity. The leading data-driven crime cyborgs at Precinct 88 are on a mission to put an end to this decades-long trend.
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