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Lowdown Dirty Criminals

"They give crime a bad name"

Freddy and Marvin have their sights set on a future filled with “monies and honeys”, believing that a life of crime and debauchery will get them there. Unfortunately, living a life of crime comes with consequences. When a series of straightforward jobs are botched, they cross paths with their most intimidating enemy yet, The Upholsterer. The ensuing chaos caused by her two henchmen Semo and Royon their hunt to find the boys forces them to reconsider their careers as criminals.

Top Cast

  • James Rolleston

    James Rolleston

    Freddy

  • Samuel Austin

    Samuel Austin

    Marvin

  • Scott Wills

    Scott Wills

    Spiggs

  • Robbie Magasiva

    Robbie Magasiva

    Semo

  • Cohen Holloway

    Cohen Holloway

    Roy

  • Rebecca Gibney

    Rebecca Gibney

    The Upholsterer

  • Shane Rangi

    Shane Rangi

    Barry

  • Tom Sainsbury

    Tom Sainsbury

    Trent

  • Grant Roa

    Grant Roa

    Paul

Overview

Freddy and Marvin have their sights set on a future filled with “monies and honeys”, believing that a life of crime and debauchery will get them there. Unfortunately, living a life of crime comes with consequences. When a series of straightforward jobs are botched, they cross paths with their most intimidating enemy yet, The Upholsterer. The ensuing chaos caused by her two henchmen Semo and Royon their hunt to find the boys forces them to reconsider their careers as criminals.

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