It's a Dog
"He’s pathetic. And he’s getting old."
He's bald. Well, no, he's *going* bald. He still has hair. On like, the sides. Does that count? It counts, right? Maybe? Either way, he’s pathetic. And he’s getting old.
"He’s pathetic. And he’s getting old."
He's bald. Well, no, he's *going* bald. He still has hair. On like, the sides. Does that count? It counts, right? Maybe? Either way, he’s pathetic. And he’s getting old.
Molly Carden
Anna
David Rosenberg
Bald Guy
Daniel H. Jenkins
The Future
He's bald. Well, no, he's *going* bald. He still has hair. On like, the sides. Does that count? It counts, right? Maybe? Either way, he’s pathetic. And he’s getting old.
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Recorded live at London's Bloomsbury theatre, the posh-suited gagster unleashes his rapid-fire wit upon his audience, with jokes that are just too rude for TV.
Ricky Gervais tackles life, death and the state of the world in a brutally honest special that spares no topic, even his own mortality.