Killing Time with Lizzie Boredom is an existential comedy about one girl’s dream to be America’s Next Top Mortal. Lizzie was born to be the next big thing, she just knows it. What she doesn’t know is that she’s also an agoraphobic hypochondriac with delusions of grandeur.
Elizabeth J. Theis
Lizzie Boredom
Killing Time with Lizzie Boredom is an existential comedy about one girl’s dream to be America’s Next Top Mortal. Lizzie was born to be the next big thing, she just knows it. What she doesn’t know is that she’s also an agoraphobic hypochondriac with delusions of grandeur.
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