Duck! The Carbine High Massacre
"Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back To School..."
Derwin and Derick, Neo-Nazis, plan to commit a school shooting and kill themselves after a sick joke by school jocks.
"Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back To School..."
Derwin and Derick, Neo-Nazis, plan to commit a school shooting and kill themselves after a sick joke by school jocks.
William Hellfire
Derwin
Joey Smack
Derick
Erin Brown
Bible Girl
Lilly Tiger
Play Girl
Chris Perez
Car Kid
Henry Krinkle
Retard
Mikey Ovum
Spam Jock
Ryan Trimmer
Benchpress
Kendall 'Shorty' Ward
Afro-American
Derwin and Derick, Neo-Nazis, plan to commit a school shooting and kill themselves after a sick joke by school jocks.
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Charles Dreyfus, who has finally cracked over inspector Clouseau's antics, escapes from a mental institution and launches an elaborate plan to get rid of Clouseau once and for all.
When an upwardly mobile couple find themselves unemployed and in debt, they turn to armed robbery in desperation.
A spectacular heist starts to unravel as the crooks take it on the lam.
Miss Marple believes she's seen a murder in a passing-by train, yet when the police find no evidence she decides to investigate it on her own.
When his mother eloped with an Italian opera singer, Louis Mazzini was cut off from her aristocratic family. After the family refuses to let her be buried in the family mausoleum, Louis avenges his mother's death by attempting to murder every family member who stands between himself and the family fortune. But when he finds himself torn between his longtime love and the widow of one of his victims, his plans go awry.
When the bumbling Lieutenant Frank Drebin investigates events following the shooting of his partner, he stumbles upon an attempt to assassinate Queen Elizabeth II.
A group of bad cops look to dispose of a body that one of them accidentally shot.
Henry Manning has come up with a new way to break out of prison: fake a stroke and get transferred to a nursing home. It's a perfect plan, except for one thing: the woman assigned to take care of him at the nursing home, Carol Ann McKay, has a plan of her own.
Broke and depressed, Ray is mistaken for a dangerous hitman and given an envelope of cash. Along with his P.I. friend Skip, he must escape the actual hitman to make it out of LaRoy alive.