The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys
"Forgive me father, for I am 14."
A group of Catholic school friends, after being caught drawing an obscene comic book, plan a heist that will outdo their previous prank and make them local legends.
"Forgive me father, for I am 14."
A group of Catholic school friends, after being caught drawing an obscene comic book, plan a heist that will outdo their previous prank and make them local legends.
Kieran Culkin
Tim Sullivan
Emile Hirsch
Francis Doyle
Jena Malone
Margie Flynn
Jake Richardson
Wade Scalisi
Jodie Foster
Sister Assumpta
Vincent D'Onofrio
Father Casey
Melissa McBride
Mrs. Doyle
Michael Harding
Mr. Doyle
Tyler Long
Joey Anderson
A group of Catholic school friends, after being caught drawing an obscene comic book, plan a heist that will outdo their previous prank and make them local legends.
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