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Up Your Alley

"The All-Out Sex Comedy Riot!"

A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a Mafia jewel-smuggling plot and must impersonate a Mafia don who he has inadvertently caused to die of a heart attack.

Top Cast

  • Frank Corsentino

    Frank Corsentino

    Seymour

  • Haji

    Haji

    Maria Manina

  • Michael Finn

    Michael Finn

    Grogan

  • Marius Mazmanian

    Marius Mazmanian

    Toenails

  • Lee McLaughlin

    Lee McLaughlin

    Sissy

  • Charles Knapp

    Charles Knapp

    Don Marco

  • Lillian Shrewsbury

    Lillian Shrewsbury

    Mother

  • Irene Makarewicz

    Irene Makarewicz

    Aunt

  • John Bloom

    John Bloom

    Bruno

Overview

A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a Mafia jewel-smuggling plot and must impersonate a Mafia don who he has inadvertently caused to die of a heart attack.

Rating

3.7 / 10
6 Reviews
1 Popular

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