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St Custard’s School for boys is in dire trouble! Someone has been stealing school funds to pay off shady gangsters. The school is now broke and may have to close. Young pupil Nigel Molesworth suspects one of the staff. He gets wind of a devious plan to nobble the school’s star football player, bet against St Custard’s to lose the National Schools’ Cup Final at Wembley, pocket the cash and flee the country. Determined to stop the culprit, rescue their star player and save the school, Molesworth embarks on a chaotic and hysterical race across 1950s London involving bank heists, wild animals, smog, the Kray twin gangsters, stunt-driving double-decker buses, Winston Churchill and the Queen!

Steve and Emma are too scared to call the police when their Psycho Neighbours wife has a fatal injury in their home, So they decide to hide the body

A gang of criminals masquerading as ghosts are eventually exposed.

Filmed live at the Manchester Apollo during his sell out tour, Jason Manford showcases some of the freshest material on the stand up circuit in this hotly anticipated debut DVD. Renowned for his cheeky story-telling and loveable, friendly delivery, Jason takes us through the rules of driving, urinal etiquette, and the lies Dads tell in a tour de force of observational humour.

Thom Tuck is a man. A man who has watched all Disney straight to DVD movies.

Divorce barrister Logan arrives back in London from a trip overseas to find the whole city fogbound. Unable to reach his flat, he books into the exclusive Royal Parks Hotel. Leslie sweet-talks Logan into letting her stay in his suite, and although the pair are attracted to each other, the night passes innocently. On arriving at Chambers, Logan is asked to act as counsel for Lord Rockburn, who is seeking a divorce from his wife. Logan accepts the brief, but then discovers to his horror that Lady Rockburn was a guest at the Royal Parks Hotel ball the previous night, and a cornerstone of the case is alleged impropriety after a maid observed a man leaving her room that morning......

A post operative existential crisis inspires an animator to make a film about a post operative existential crisis.

A variety-style show designed around Frankie Howerd, featuring musical guests, comedic monologues, and his characteristic interaction with the audience, promising a "star-studded" feel despite his ironic complaints about the lineup.

a "lone wolf" dropout finds herself sad and lonely after all of her friends move away for university but as she's on her way home from her local pass time she is almost hit by a crashing asteroid, as she goes to investigate shes confronted by something she wasn't expecting at all, a new friend.

After being bullied out of boarding school for being poor, Liam Hunter went on to make millions from creating a revenge website where jilted lovers post compromising 'selfies' sent to them by their exes. But when a picture of his fiancée with another man surfaces on his website, Liam decides to leave behind his superficial life and go in search of something real. On his journey, he meets and falls for Anna, a feisty ex-actress who had her career ruined by a selfie sent by her ex to Liam's website. Can Liam keep his past a secret and build a future with Anna?

Frank Redbridge is an up and coming musician. Well, at least that's what he thinks. When he's told his life is too boring to get a biopic about him made, he does what he does best, WAFFLES.

Millionaire Kent Whitney is warned by Bob Harkness, one of her rejected suitors, about the fickleness of his girlfriend, socialite Myra Hastings. Together they concoct a scheme to teach her a lesson. Kent invites Myra home to meet his family, and she goes, expecting to find an atmosphere of elegance and refinement. Instead, she is greeted by Kent's eccentric father, who affronts her with crude jokes; Kent's mother is introduced reclining on a couch, surrounded by yapping dogs and Myra flees. Upon discovering that the evening was a ruse, Myra decides to retaliate. She hires a fake minister, pretends to marry Kent and then deserts him, leaving behind a message explaining that the ceremony was a farce. Kent pursues Myra and persuades her that a real marriage is in order.

Star of QI, Live At The Apollo and Have I Got News For You, German Comedy Ambassador Henning Wehn gives a hilarious outsider’s view on modern British life compared to his home country. Be it gently mocking this nation’s obsession with the housing market or our tendency to laugh off personal failure, Henning is one of the funniest and most popular comedians around. And yes, there might be just the odd mention of the World Cup. Packed with laughs from start to finish, it’s Wunderbar.

After his four siblings mysteriously die in their first weeks of college, a paranoid freshman must put his fears aside when a masked killer picks him as her next victim.

Round My Place follows a gentle yet slightly twisted northern bloke, called Richard Crimble, as he gives us a guided tour of his old run down apartment. To Richard it is more than just an old apartment though. It sparks his strange imagination, making him consider the place's past and how each little detail came to be.

In an anonymous suburbia of the near future, middle-aged dad Graeme becomes increasingly perplexed after his neighbour's dog vanishes, his wife and child disappear and then his favourite gadget goes haywire – but surely things can’t get any worse?

When financier Reginald Bingham leaves on a business trip to Paris, normally devoted wife Eleanor leaves for a cottage with a secret boy friend. The couple are followed by friends of her husband, who attempt to hinder the affair. However, Reginald is also tempted by a fling with an old friend in Paris.

A Jewish teenager appears to have more faith in a cowboy lifestyle than his religious community in Salford. But underneath his dysfunctional demeanour lies a tragedy.

A rich coster's daughter loves a steward who is blamed for killing a blackmailing tramp.

A musically talented ape is captured in the jungle and taken back to civilisation. However, civilisation proves too uncouth for the cultured ape so he departs, philosophically pondering that "when the arts are out of date, the artist must withdraw and wait". A colourised version was released in 1980.

'Butler inherits title but keeps it secret to woo employer's daughter.' (British Film Catalogue)

A Halloween fan film with unintended homoerotic undertones.

As they endure their third and final year at university, chaos erupts upon the group; ultimately aggravating their preparation on taking the leap out into the real world.

“When a mystery man turns up at his door with a mysterious package, private eye Jimmy Sentoro is thrust into a new case filled with old lovers, new enemies, and a ticking time bomb.”

Self proclaimed actor, writer and director Donal O’Ryan starts a new acting workshop.

A spiritual missionary is mistaken for a serial killer in a sleepy British seaside town.

A young woman receives all the gifts from the song The 12 Days Of Christmas from her boyfriend.

This Perrier Award winning show was recorded over two nights at London's Comedy Store in front of an almost riotous audience. Live on stage Redneck comedian and ex con Otis Lee Crenshaw performs his whisky laced songs, with thoughts on Women, Trailer Parks and Southern white trash. Otis relives his memories of prison life through sharp one liners and songs, as ever accompanied by his band The Black Liars, with Orson Carson on guitar and Alvy Ronson on double bass.

'Farcical comedy of matrimonial complications in which a bibulous man almost wrecks his friend's marriage.' (British Film Institute)

A crooked prince uses a death ray to force down airships and steal their cargo.

A frugal coal miner turns into a spendthrift when he wins £20,000 on the football pools!

A fluffy white cat wants nothing more than to find the most comfortable spot in the universe, but little does she know someone else has their eye on it too.

Matthew (Morris) Is A 29 Year Old Guy Who Works In A Crumby Advertising Job And Is Afraid Of Commitment Until He And His Big Shot Psychiatrist Friend Tom (Findlay) Have A Bet Which Changes Their Minds About Women Altogether!

Ed Byrne is one of the most prolific young comedians in the UK and as an observational stand-up considered unrivalled. He has performed five hit UK tours and has made his London West End debut in a two-week run at The New Ambassadors Theatre. Throughout the spring of 2005 he performed a sell-out tout of the UK with his show 'Me Again'. This performance was filmed at the City Varieties in Leeds in March 2005 and contains all of Ed Byrne's best material from the past ten years.

Stage musical adaptation of Hans Christian Andersen’s iconic tale in which brave village girl Gerda sets out to rescue her best friend Kai before the Snow Queen freezes him forever.

A flagrant plug for the trusty safety razor disguised as a comic history of shaving, this witty treat was made by EVH Emmett, whose sardonic tones graced many an educational film in the 1930s and 40s. Jumping from the Bronze Age to Ancient Egypt to the dicey barbers of Victorian England (cue Tod Slaughter hamming it up in "Britain's most fruity drama", Sweeney Todd), the film follows the development and mass production of King Camp Gillette's 1890s invention.

When gawky Irish teenager Róisín has to tell her best friend Jess that she loves her, she receives help from an unusual source - the cartoon villainess 'Empress ClawScream'. Set in the early 1990s, Empress ClawScream is an LGBTQ+ rom-com where regional sci-fi conventions, 1980s cartoon crazes, Riot Grrrl feminism, and first love all collide in spectacular fashion.

An obsessive man's moustache envy compels him to undertake a bizarre ritual with a mysterious voodoo priestess.

An early trick film where a car explodes and body parts fall from the sky. A policeman witnesses and attempts to piece the remains back together.

As a terminally ill Liverpool gangster summons his estranged eldest daughter back to their hometown after a five-year absence, his youngest daughter, determined to inherit everything, plots to eliminate her.

Visit Pitlochry, a “busy, bustling town” in the heart of the Scottish Highlands featuring boozing stags, ladies lunching, tweed and whisky galore!

A parody of a well-known text by Rudyard Kipling.

Professor John Smith (James Dorman), a burned-out academic, crosses paths with a wild-eyed man claiming to be the one and only H.G. Wells (Jonathon Carley, Doctor Who). Wells isn’t just a historical figure—he’s a time traveler stranded in the present, desperate to fix his damaged time machine. With the help of two curious students, Amy Taylor (Elizabeth Coverdale) and William Jones (Brandon McCaffrey), they must race against time itself to avoid a catastrophic collision of timelines. Can they repair the machine before history is rewritten?

When his dodgy brother is kidnapped, Nasir must hire the two cheapest crooks in town to get him back.

Bruce Forsyth entertains a VIP audience as he stars in a spectacular one-man show.

Sonny and Roman, two best friends, experience a run-in with karma at their local skatepark.

A mysterious airship attacks the towering city in the sky and only comedian Max Beeza can save the day.

The celebratory sketch show takes on the talking points from 2023 - making us smile, wince and reminisce as we speed towards the bells. From smoking bans to climate activism via true crime podcasts, King Charles, Sam Smith and Traitors, and with a healthy dose of Hogmanay celebrations along the way, Queen Of The New Year pokes fun at the news and gossip of the last twelve months.

A penniless Irishman becomes the business partner of an English aristocrat with a penchant for high-stakes gambling.

This morning, Aimée turns 23, it's her birthday, and she's giving herself 24 hours before her life comes to an end.

Jean has had enough and, after 8 years, is leaving Moira. A borrowed pair of brand new knickers proves to be the final straw.

A one-off special looking at the world of animation, from the Clangers to Fritz the Cat.

A bitter film director is forced to explain why her latest film, 'She's So Cold', reflects worrying ideas about relationships and men. Reluctant to cooperate, she hijacks the interview and propagates her own twisted perspective on life.

A cultural encounter between a British lady and her Arab neighbour during lockdown.

Two limbros wander the infinite...

Lockdown is over, the boy is back in town: after two years of global/domestic chaos, Ivo blasts through his most urgent concerns of the early 2020s, plus a few from the late 1990s, in a critically acclaimed show ("mastering his craft with motormouthed finesse...if self-deprecation were a sport, Graham would have a gold medal round his neck": The Times), beautifully filmed in London at the end of his "My Future, My Clutter" UK tour, with a freshly ironed shirt, a handful of schoolboy stories and a really quite outlandish amount of lamps on the stage.

A college short film that was made for fun. It follows some stationery supplies as they fight and later become friends.

Educating Oz, is a very rare chapter in Auf Wiedersehen, Pet history. Mostly unseen by many viewers it stars Jimmy Nail as Oz, and Tim Healy as Dennis, Educating Oz, is a short public information film made in 1986 to highlight the issue of AIDS and how important it is to practice safe sex, using the characters of the popular TV series.

A sausage-making tycoon rents a castle from an impoverished aristocrat.